Self-interest leads to honing your skills, the better to trade with.

Guns are always the best method for a private suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has gotten so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might mistake the dosage and just have a good time.

Fretting about overpopulation, is a perfectly guilt free indeed, sanctimonious way for progressives to be racists.

Pollution is a problem, and there's the whole problem of the spoiling of the commons, but we've addressed the pollution problem on a variety of different levels in a variety of ways, and it's worked pretty well.

Everything that's fun in life is dangerous.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

Love can never be fully explained.

Writing is agony. I hate it.

The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.

Harvard is the home of American ideas.